About Me

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    A gleefully divorced, ecstatically attached 33-year old. Mother to one 7-year old scary genius child. Newly inducted Cubmaster of my son's Cub Scout pack. I love winemaking, running, scrapbooking, running, photography, knitting and running, but who the hell has time for any of that? Except for the running. That, I have time for.

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  • Wines in the Making:

    Cru Select Special Holiday Edition Orange Chocolate Port Style - in the carboy, and likely to be there for a really damned long time.

    WinExpert Selection Original Series Luna Rossa - bottled, needs labels!

    WinExpert Selection Speciale Riesling Icewine Style - ready to start

    WinExpert Limited Edition Chilean Carmenere Cabernet Sauvignon - aging since July 2006

    Next on my wish list: WinExpert Selection Symphony (a nice, all-purpose white); WinExpert Selection Speciale Cabernet Franc Icewine Style (I'm into the dessert wines lately).

    No clue what any of this means? You can find out here!

06/23/2007

Wake Me Up When September Ends

There is NOTHING GOING ON.  And you are about to read an entire entry about absofuckinglutely nothing.  Have fun with that.

My running is not exactly at a standstill, but it's slowed down some (which is barely possible at my tortoise-like pace, but I seem to have achieved the unthinkable).  It's hot now, even in the early mornings, and I don't run so much as ooze along the sidewalk, sweating madly, praying TO GOD to get me through whatever miles I'm doing that day.  I mostly stay in my neighborhood, and I put a squirt bottle of ice water in a particular spot so that I don't have to lug it along with me, but I can swing by for a drink when I need to.  Which is a lot. 

When it's not hot, it's raining, and I don't run in the rain.  This is partly because with rain usually comes lightning, and I'm not stupid.  It's also because I don't run without an iPod for several reasons, and getting an iPod wet is not entirely advisable.  Unless, you know, you don't want it to WORK anymore.  The upshot of all this bitching is that I still run several times a week, but not as much as I want to, and I sure as hell don't enjoy it the way I do when it's cooler. 

I can't WAIT until September.  Or October, even.  In the meantime, my figure is improving immensely, and my clothes are fitting quite a bit better and more loosely.  And I absolutely cannot fathom why it is, with all of the very noticeable changes I see in my body and in the fit of my clothes, that I haven't yet gone down a dress size.  It is the strangest damned thing, and the math just doesn't add up.  I'm a little bit frustrated by it, but mostly I'm just bewildered.

My theory is that it's because NOTHING IS GOING ON.  I don't know, maybe I'm dead and in purgatory.  It's as good an explanation as any for the absolute uneventfulness that is currently my life.

05/29/2007

Mmm...Gumbo

Here's the photo from this weekend's long run:

Crawfish

It's a fucking CRAWFISH.  Waddling its merry little lobster-ass along the sidewalk I was running on.  At first I thought it was a scorpion, even though we really don't see a lot of those here.  Then again, we really don't see a lot of crawfish, either.  I'm thinking he was exceedingly lost.

He thought he was pretty badass, too.  I thought he'd scuttle away, but the second I stopped to take his picture, he was all up in his little judo-chop position, ready to kick my ass.  I didn't tell him that I ate several of his siblings for dinner about two days before. 

Told you I see strange stuff on my runs.

05/18/2007

Joy and Pain

I've had a lot of disappointment in the last couple of weeks.  Besides dealing with my Papa's death, there have just been several things of varying importance that I've wanted, but didn't get.  And frankly, I'm kind of used to getting my way - not all the time, but a good percent of it - so my spoiled-ass self has been a little bit thrown by all this stuff going on that I really can't do anything about.

This morning, I ran 3 miles.  Right now, I'm concentrating on getting faster.  I'm working on basic form, too, concentrating on pumping my arms back and forth instead of from side to side, which seems to come more naturally for me, but apparently doesn't allow the lungs to open up as well.  Just that one tiny thing has actually made a difference, too.

Anyway, I got outside, and it was a lot cooler than it has been lately.  Heat kicks my ass quicker than anything else does when I'm running, and I already can't wait until fall - I have a feeling that I'm going to be seriously miserable when August rolls around.  I started to run, and realized pretty quickly that I was in no mood whatsoever for a slow, easy run.  So I did the entire run at 30 seconds to a minute and a half above my usual pace.  And it felt GOOD.  It was the best run I've had in awhile, actually.  It's definitely time to step it up a bit, and I'm glad I'm concentrating on speedwork right now.

The main reason why it felt so good, I think, was because finally, here was something that didn't disappoint.  It was a far better run than I expected.  It also occurred to me that running is one of the few things in my life over which I have total autonomy.  I decide when it's time to improve.  I decide what I want to train for, and how I want to train for it.  I decide when, and I decide where.  I can decide to follow a comfortable, habitual route, or I can try a new one.  I can change my mind midway through, even, and no one can tell me not to.  My running is completely up to me, and the only way I can end up disappointed with it is if I let myself down.  Other than possible injuries, there aren't really any unforeseen circumstances that can keep me from reaching my goals, as long as I keep them reasonable and I'm willing to work toward them.  And frankly?  For being something that I'm solely responsible for, it's going pretty damned well, I have to say.

My body is still slowly improving, too.  Yesterday, J was hugging me and commented on how much firmer I feel.  My stomach's getting a tiny bit flatter, and although I still have quite a ways to go before I have the legs of a runner, I keep noticing new definition in my calves all the time.

God.  I LOVE running.

04/30/2007

The Halfs and the Half-Nots

I ran a half-marathon yesterday.

I.  Ran.  A half.  MARATHON.

That would be 13.1 miles.  I did walk up a hill or two, and I also walked through the water stops, mainly because it is damned hard to drink from a tiny paper cup while you're running.  But all in all, I ran that sucker.  And I'm sore and proud and tired and excited for my next big race - a full marathon, which I plan to run in December.  Whether I actually do or not will mostly hinge on how effectively I can speed-train over the next 3 months.  Because if I'm going to do a full marathon, I need to be faster than I am right now.  I plodded through the half in just under 3 hours.  Most marathon courses are open for 6.  I don't have to run a Boston Qualifier or anything (at least, not this year!), but it would be good to build up enough speed that I won't be worrying the whole time about whether I'll make it over the finish line before they close the damned course on me.

Anyway.  My half marathon. 

I ran the Oklahoma City Memorial Half Marathon.  We arrived on Saturday afternoon, the day before the race.  After checking into our hotel, we went straight to the expo center to pick up all the race paraphernalia for S, who was running the kids' marathon, and I...race bib, time chip, t-shirt, and miscellaneous goodies which, for reasons understood only by God knows whom, included waffle mix.  After that, there wasn't much to do before 4:30, which was when the marathon chairman was giving race instructions, so we wandered out to an art festival that was taking place about a block away.  It would have been a lot of fun, except for the ridiculous number of people.  I was on edge the whole time trying to keep track of S, it was hot out, and none of us enjoyed it in the least.  Thank god, we didn't have long to be out there before it was time to be back at the expo for race instructions, which turned out to be exceedingly useful.  After that...the pasta dinner. 

Marathons traditionally hold a pasta dinner the evening before the race, because most of the runners load up on carbs for the final week or two of training.  I probably won't attend the pasta dinner at every distance race I run, but this one had two huge points in its favor - it was being held on the terrace overlooking the Oklahoma City Memorial, and Joan Benoit Samuelson was scheduled to speak.  Joan Benoit Samuelson is bad-ass, and I couldn't believe I was going to get to see her up close and personal, let alone hear what she had to say about the race I was about to run.  She turns 50 this month, and she looks fantastic.  She's a lot shorter than I thought she would be - probably around my height, which is 5'1".  I was pretty happy to see that, since it blows all these theories out of the water that you have to be tall with long legs to be a good runner.  Afterwards I got to talk to her a little bit, and I think that was the highlight of my entire weekend.  When I told her that Sunday would be my first half-marathon, she said that she was running the half-marathon, too, and it was also her first.  I feel oddly giddy about the fact that Joan Benoit Samuelson and I ran the same first half-marathon.  Of course, she completely friggin' smoked me, but it was fun to stand at the starting line and think of her several yards ahead of me in the crowd, both of us anticipating the same miles in front of us.  It also gave me some added motivation during the race to think of her having run in this exact same spot not long before me.

Anyway.  The race.  We woke up at, God help us, 4:30 am in order to be dressed and get to the starting line by 5:30.  Starting time was at 6:30, but there was a prayer service, 168 seconds of silence (one for each of the victims), and several other things that I didn't want to miss before the starting gun.  Also, it turned out that I needed the extra time for stretching and for standing in a ridiculously long line to pee.

The first several miles, I felt really good.  The sun hadn't warmed things up too much yet, and I just plodded along, keeping myself at a 13 minute mile pace (which is EXTREMELY slow).  I did pass tons of walkers, though, so that was encouraging.  At least I wasn't going to finish dead fucking last.  As we passed by the Oklahoma Capital Building, "Damn, It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta" started playing on my iPod, which amused me so much that I sped up quite a bit, and really had to watch myself. 

Spectators were pretty sparse until we started going through the residential neighborhoods, mostly during the second half of the race.  A little past the midway point, there was a switchback down a side street in a nice little neighborhood, and some poor pissed-off woman was yelling at the race marshalls that they had to let her through because goddammit, she needed to get home.  I have no idea how that one got resolved, since she was still sitting there by the time I was gone.  Otherwise, the residents of the neighborhoods we ran through were incredibly supportive, sitting on lawn chairs holding up signs, cheering for us, playing upbeat music from portable CD players, and occasionally passing out bottles of water or Powerade to whoever wanted one (and that was in addition to the water and Powerade stops).  Little kids held out their hands for high-fives as we passed.  We even ran by one yard that had a full bar set up on a card table.  At about Mile 11, someone was handing out leis, and I crossed the finish line wearing a purple one.

Through about the last third or so of the race course, each water and Powerade stop also had a medical tent, but you didn't really notice that because each stop outdid all of the others.  One was set up with a tropical theme, complete with blow-up palm trees and reggae music.  At each water stop, the volunteers handing out water cheered us on, every one louder than the last, and sometimes they encouraged us by name (our race bibs had our first names on them).  At another, there was a woman blowing bubbles at us.  At one point, there was a deejay.  By the time it had gotten warm out, there were even sprinklers set up along the course for us to run under if we wanted to.  It was fantastic.  I swear, if I had that kind of support for every long run I did, I'd be ready for a marathon by June.  I'm sure I looked like a slow, sweaty, pudgy, plodding butterball, but I'll be damned if the race volunteers and spectators didn't make me feel like a total rock star.

I could see the finish line from quite a ways away.  About a block before I reached it, I saw my dad, who had come to watch both S and I run.  I was able to say hi to him, but I don't think I slowed down any.  Then about 50 yards ahead was S, with The Ex (whom I mostly tried to ignore, to tell the truth).   S and I were so happy to see each other.  By that point, I was extremely close to the finish, and it kind of becomes a blur from there.

I remember looking for J.  I found out afterwards that he was sitting up in the bleachers that lined the finish line (and which I don't even remember seeing, even though he took a picture of me looking almost directly at him).  At some point, I went into overdrive.  In movies at times like that, they always do slow-motion, and you can hear the crowd cheering but it's dim and in the background, and the only thing you can hear is this slow, deep pound-pound-pound, which is the feet of whatever character is running to the finish.  That's EXACTLY what it was like.  I could feel my body speeding up and my strides lengthening, and I could hear the cheering, but I wasn't really registering it.  The only things I was aware of were my own legs and the finish line coming toward me. 

I don't remember a lot about the first few minutes after I crossed the finish line, either.  I do remember that my race number belt and my iPod had to come off NOW.  I remember a race volunteer asking me how I felt, and I remember that it surprised me, because I didn't feel ready to faint or puke, so surely I didn't look like I was about to.  I remember walking toward whoever hands out the medals, and they didn't know what to do with me because my race number was already off.  I hope to God I was gracious.  Then my dad was there, and J, and Spencer, and unfortunately The Ex, who wouldn't leave me the fuck alone, and he got all hovery and repeatedly demanded that I keep moving like he knew jack shit about running 13 miles, and he was getting the fuck on my nerves and I wished he would go the hell away so that I could enjoy my moment already, for chrissake.  And I almost cried when I hugged my dad and heard the pride in his voice (no idea what he said, but he got his point across).  And S was so proud and happy and keyed up, and we got to show our medals off to each other.  And there was a cinnamon bagel and revolting yellow Powerade and an orange slice and an apple involved somewhere in the mix.  And I forgot to turn in my time chip and had to go back and find someone to take it off me, thus avoiding shelling out $30 for the damned thing.

My finishing time was 3:01 and change, but I'm pretty sure my chip time will be a few minutes under that.  It really isn't much to brag about, breaking 3 hours in a half-marathon, but I came in under what I thought I would.  Also, J told me later that he had one of his friends check my pace online (at the halfway point, our time was logged via the chip on our shoes), and I finished the second half faster than I did the first.  That's called a negative split, and to a distance runner - which I think I've now officially earned the right to call myself - it's a very good thing.  So overall, I'm really pleased with how I did.

I didn't get to see S run his kids' marathon, because I was only about halfway through my race when it started.  I plan to be there for the next one, though...he's already wanting to register for another kids' marathon, and I know of one coming up in November in our hometown.  He's also asking me about downloading the tally sheet for next year's Oklahoma City Memorial Kids' Marathon.  I had to explain to him that they're still cleaning up trash from this one, and we have to give them time to at least set the date for the 2008 race, but he's still really excited about the November race here at home, and wanting to register for that.  Exactly the same way I feel about my December marathon.

I think I may be raising a running partner.

I know this was a long entry.  Sorry if it was boring.  I just wanted to remember everything I could about yesterday, and putting it here is as good a way as any. 

Tomorrow evening: a two-hour massage.  Damned if I don't deserve it.

04/09/2007

Onward

In the interest of never again being in danger of finishing dead fucking last in a race (and come to find out, I DID finish dead fucking last for my age group...go me!!), I'll be giving myself 2 weeks recovery time after my 1/2 marathon (which at this rate will take me FOREVER to run), and then I'll be stepping up my training with this.  It's called a Spring Training program, but the idea is to do it between times when you're training for a marathon, so I don't particularly give a damn that it will be almost summer when I start it.  It's perfect.  It will give me a chance to get a little bit of speedwork, hillwork and all that kind of fast-making stuff under my belt before August, when I start training for my December marathon.  And it fits EXACTLY where I need it to.  The last day of Spring Training is the day before I'm due to start marathon training.

And dammit, I'd better get faster.

04/07/2007

More Reasons to Run

I've decided that a nice motivation-and-reward system would be to give myself $2.00 for every mile I run.  This will be money that I'll pull out of the bank and keep somewhere out of the way, and it will be for the purpose of rewarding myself with something I've wanted for awhile.  It won't be for eating out or anything like that - we're talking something tangible, that will feel like a treat.  Also, in order to get it, I have to finish my run.  If I set out to do 5 miles and I only run 4, I don't get $8.00 for it.  I have to run the full 5 miles, or I don't get to add anything.

As I up my mileage, I'd imagine that I'm going to have to reduce that to $1.00 per mile fairly soon, which is fine.  It's mostly about the fun of thinking about what I'm eventually going to buy with my "earnings" as I run.

Truth be told?  I'm not much in need of additional motivation at this point.  Mainly, I think it's just a way to justify occasionally buying myself things that I really want, but don't necessarily need.  But hey...it works for me!

Reasons to Run

I ran my first 10k today!

Actually, the word "run" is somewhat negligible.  I am SLOW.  I knew this, but today's 10k drove that fact home extremely well.  I came in at my goal time, even with the hills along the route, which I hadn't been counting on and which just about fucking killed me.  I also set another personal record for the mile - a full 10 seconds over my previous PR. 

You'd think I'd be pretty proud, no?

And I would.  Except that I literally came in almost DEAD FUCKING LAST.  There were 5 people who finished after me.  FIVE. 

I know, I know...the point is that I did it, and I finished, and I made my goal time.  Also, I only just pried my ass out from between the couch cushions a little under 4 months ago, so I'm new enough to the sport that I'm basically a zygote, and yet here I am running approximately 6.4 miles.  I should be proud.  But seriously?  Fifth from last?  And 3 of those 5 were walking.  WALKING, people. 

I started having trouble with my right ankle about midway through, but I pushed through it and the pain went away after about a mile.  But it was cold.  And the headwind was hell.  And those damned hills.  And I had to pee. 

And crossing that finish line was fanfuckingtastic.  And then there were free bananas and oranges and bagels from Panera (a tip, by the way: If you have on jeans and no race number, this stuff is not there as your own personal breakfast buffet, and you WILL look like a complete and utter ass if you help yourself to 3 bagels, a banana and a Gatorade.  I'm just saying), and there were FREE MASSAGES.  Which...yeah.  I know!  And we're not talking about wussy little chair massages.  We're talking tables set up, assisted stretching before the race, and cooldown massages after.  I mean, damn!

At which point I understood another reason to run:  Because it feels so damned good when you stop.  Especially when there are cinnamon bagels and a massage waiting for you after the finish line.

03/07/2007

Slogging

S ran with me this morning, 2 miles for a total of 11 completed on his Kids' Marathon.  He complained a little bit about how cold he was (it wasn't that bad), but when I reminded him that he didn't have to do it, that he could stop any time and I wouldn't get mad or disappointed because I only want him to do it if HE wants to, he'd freak.  "NOOO!  I want to run the marathon!!  I want to keep going!"

Spoken like a true runner.  You bitch and you moan, but in the end...you do it.  And you love it.  This morning after the run, he was happier, calmer and better behaved than usual.  He had NO complaints or arguments, which is just downright bizarre for him.  I doubt he noticed the difference, but I did.  He does his mama proud.

I'm damned proud of myself, too.  Four months ago, it would have been unthinkable to run 1/8 mile without dropping dead.  I'm still completely amazed by the fact that my 5-mile run this weekend felt fairly "easy," and 2 miles this morning was just NOTHING.  It was barely even a warm-up.  I'm in love with what I'm accomplishing every week, and how it makes me feel physically and mentally.  I can push myself a little bit more every time, and I can count on myself to be able to take it.  Running is a lesson in trust, as much as anything else.  You learn to trust whatever program you're following in order to train and improve, but really what you're doing is learning to trust yourself and your body.  And with trust comes respect.  It may be mostly a solitary sport, but you sure as hell develop a relationship with yourself, and that's really the only way to describe what happens on your runs.  As you begin to see what you're capable of, you change.  It changes your outlook, it changes your perception, it changes your philosophies.  I've tried various forms of diet and exercise, but the only physical thing I can think of that's brought about as much mental and emotional growth as running has so far is pregnancy.  It's THAT dramatic.

I'm not really sure what made me want to start the Couch-to-5k program.  Maybe I was bored and looking for a new challenge.  I don't know, and I don't really know what I expected to get out of it. 

I'm still so new at running, my shoes are barely broken in.  Although my clothes are fitting better and my shape is noticeably changing, I haven't lost an ounce of weight.  Running's not easy, and it requires a lot of me.  It requires more commitment and discipline than I'm usually willing to put into anything other than my family.  I've logged over 100 miles now, and those miles have cost me side stitches, mornings of getting up at buttcrack a.m., being outside in sub-zero temperatures, frozen extremities, a few days of limping on a hurt foot, a cortisone shot in the ass, shin splints, wincing in pain when I got out of bed every morning for several weeks because my heels were acting up, taking the time to stretch and lift weights instead of parking my ass in front of the TV with a pint of Ben and Jerry's, putting up with idiots at the gym when there was no place to run outside, spending my hard-earned money on good shoes, running clothes, sports bras and race entry fees, and the pain of remembering what I've lost every single time I've run since Lady died.

For the sense of physical, emotional and spiritual well-being that running gives back to me, for the enforced solitude and the opportunity to sort out my own head, and for the discipline and self-trust I've developed...you know what?  It's a fucking bargain.

02/25/2007

Milestones

Today I ran 5 miles. I've never run more than 4 before, so I was kind of nervous about it, but the really screwed up part of it was that I felt like I could do 6.  Or 8.  I had a great time, and when I was done I was so keyed up and proud of myself that I danced around to "I'm Too Sexy."  I'm sure I looked like an imbecile, but after what I just accomplished, I didn't give a crap.  I'm an imbecile who can run 5 miles...so there!

S was baptized yesterday.  I wanted him baptized Catholic, the obvious reason being that I myself am Catholic, but it's a little more complicated than that.  It's not that I want him to absolutely be raised Catholic.  His father is Protestant, and is active in his own church, which S attends with him.  S is able to participate actively there, but in order for him to do things like First Communion, etc. in my church, he has to be baptized as a Catholic.  So it's more a case of wanting him to feel equally at home in both denominations.  This had to happen before his 7th birthday if I didn't want to have to drag him to a bunch of classes for weeks on end, and since his birthday is this week, we came in very close to the wire. 

It was a beautiful ceremony, and our priest, not surprisingly, made a real effort to explain everything that was going on, mostly for the benefit of S's father, who participated, and for S. 

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02/14/2007

You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore

J is getting a toaster for Valentine's Day.  Shut up.  It's what he wanted, so it's what he's getting.

Oh, yeah...and bread.  Because we're out, and no doubt he'll want to try out his spiffy new toaster.  Maybe I'll put a bow around the bread loaf or something.

As for me, I'm celebrating Valentine's Day by...

Wait for it...

Registering to run a half-marathon. 

Yes. I know.  No, really, I actually do know.  But for those of you who only think I'm crazy in the abstract, would you like to have an informed opinion regarding my sanity or lack thereof?  Want to know how long a half-marathon is?  It's 13.1 miles.  No, not 1.31 miles.  THIRTEEN. POINT. ONE.

There.  Now you have a concrete reason for doubting my lucidity.  That is my gift to you.  And in case there is one modicum of doubt still stubbornly hanging on, I'll dispel it by telling you this:  I'm actually excited.

So now I'm officially in training.  Following a program and everything.  And it's a bitch.  Monday I did weights.  This, along with weepingly bitter gale-force winds, made yesterday morning's run a complete and utter nightmare.  I think it was my worst yet.  But it started snowing just before I went out to run this morning, which was beautiful.  It made me happy to run in it, and completely made up for the horrible, wretched run yesterday.  But I have to do weights again tonight.

I can handle it.  And it's different from other exercise programs I've tried, because it isn't exercise.  It's a goal.  It's a means toward an accomplishment that's become important to me, and even better, every run is an accomplishment in itself.  There's no endless slogging on toward some nebulous idea of a dress size I want to fit into, goddess knows when.  Granted, my body is starting to change for the better, but that's a by-product.

It's good to feel a sense of purpose in my running again.  I miss Lady so much on my runs that I cry during most of my cooldown walks, but I don't think that's a bad thing.  It's hard, and I get so sad, but that's the time when I grieve for Lady.  It's sacred to me now.  J hasn't even really had time to mourn her at all, and here I have this time alone, walking in the early morning before the sun comes up, with the whole neighborhood still asleep and almost no chance of being interrupted.  And my mind can use that time for whatever I need, which right now is to grieve.  I'm thankful to have it, and there's no better time or place to cry for her, since running and cooldown walks are the one thing that Lady and I did, just the two of us.

S is signed up for the kids' marathon category of the same event.  It is the coolest thing.  For $5, children 12 and under can register.  They get a tally sheet where they keep track of how many miles they run.  They have to run 25 miles total over the weeks and months until the date of the marathon, and keep track of it on the tally sheet, where an adult initials each mile to confirm they ran it.  They present this at race bib and packet pickup the day before the actual marathon.  Then, on the day, there's a special course set up for them where they run the final 1.2 miles (all marathons are 26.2 miles), cross the finish line and receive a kids' marathon finisher's medal.  Personally, I think this is SO much better than the usual kids' fun run, and will give more of a sense of accomplishment.  S is thrilled.  He loves to run with me anyway, when he can (generally on weekends when I'm not running at asscrack a.m. in the insane freezing darkness), and he's already logged 6 of his 25 miles.

Life is starting to feel better.